I used to believe that one could attain happiness if one simply had the right state of mind and emotions, but it turns out that mind and emotions are complex entities themselves, and not very well-behaved. So in the end, happiness is actually a function of mind and emotions which have the right values, which depend on your state of mind and emotions, which depend on your … .
My point is that if you have some way to alter your state of mind, such as exercising, going for a walk, or quitting Tumblr, you might be able to re-establish the right mindset and attain happiness. So, start by drinking a beer and exercising and taking a walk and then quitting Tumblr. If that doesn’t work, just keep drinking more beer.
(As always, standard Disclaimer)
Frank im 19 PLS i cannot drink beer yet
Alright, have you tried quitting tumblr?
Did that once, it didnt work, ended up coming back
Hmm, that’s a bummer. Have you tried huffing rocket fuel or eating your own skin? (These methods of gaining happiness have worked for a lot of people, including but not limited to your humble correspondent.)
skitter kill this clown. wormblr we can do this. @ op i’m submitting my propagandapost the public Must be informed of skitter’s many villainous actions such as
rotting a guy’s dick off with brown recluses. on accident.
realizing due to her accident that it’s actually pretty effective to put bugs on genitals and starting to threaten people with putting tapeworms up their asses on purpose. and also putting bugs up asses and peeholes on purpose. really if theres an orifice she puts bugs up there on purpose
dips her bugs in capsaicin before putting bugs up orifices on purpose so it hurts more. [skitter voice]i just dipped every tarantula hawk wasp in my villainous lair in liquid pepper spray so nows not the time to get stupid with my ass
using spider silk to create rube-goldberg machines of suffering i.e hauling a dude 3 stories up into the air and then dropping him, shattering all of his limbs on impact. all while casually holding a conversation w/ someone else
using centipedes to hollow another villain’s eyes out and then putting maggots inside and just Leaving Them There with the intent of the heroes she hands the villain over to finding the maggots later and being scared of her
killed parahumans’ wonder woman equivalent by putting bugs in her lungs and then using those bugs to make silk in her lungs to block out airflow
only time she has ever successfully been jailed is when she turned herself in on purpose
made a phone call using bugs once. not villainous but very funny and iconic
used bugs to swang around a disintegration knife on a massive length of silk, killing like 50 people instantly, because she wanted one (1) person in the room dead and was willing to just shotgun that shit until it worked out for her. and then immediately after proceeded to think of herself as “not much of a fighter.” because she has psychological issues.
mind-control kidnapped several thousand people once
literally made fun of god’s dead girlfriend until he got suicidal and died about it
drove a car. blind. using bugs. no one realized she was blind for like 12 hours because she’s a bug freak superorganism of a girl who walked around using bugs to triangulate perfectly w/o vision. also not villainous but still iconic
wanted to put 10000 black widow spiders in a shared villainous base to make costumes out of spider silk w/ and when the other dude who lived there was like “wtf can we not??” she was like “huh that’s surprising. you don’t want 10000 black widow spiders in your home? why? are you arachnophobic or something?” because she’s a freak.
fucked, got up, and immediately made several hundred bugs crawl across her naked ass body to clean her off. because she’s a freak.
her boyfriend has had spiders on his dick he’s just going to have to live with this
literally psychologically cannot refrain from putting bugs in the hair and clothing of everyone within a several block radius to keep track of them at all times because she’s a panopticonic freak. like i’m talking “her friends occasionally talk to bugs they see under the assumption that it’s her spying on them, and they’re Right” level panopticonic freak. she rocks.
did i mention she’s 15. world’s most autistic freak 15yo dissociates hard enough to kill god more at 7
every day of my life i suffer from the knowledge that taylor skitter hebert is one of the most characters of all time ever. and no body knows her name…
It’s me! [^-^] I’m really glad everyone likes my design! It was helped along a bunch by @captainbragd and the stretch marks were designed by @daftpatience! I can’t thank both of them enough! Thank you to Ramiel for drawing it too!!!
byron. come here to memy son. i have been defeated. we have been defeated. my sweet child. swallow this pill with daddeh. it’ll be over soon. i love you. i love this nation. god bless these great united states. good buh buh
the title screen in outer wilds sloowwwly breaks apart and all the stars slowly wink out
If you click my header and regret it just click it again. Or you can click the individual pieces to make just one or two of them disappear.You can't get rid of my buddy Holden here though, ↓ he stays.
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